Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y.

[C] OK! I'm a cheerleader now!

[Chorus]

[D&C] U.G.L.Y.

You ain't got no alibi you ugly

Eh! Hey! You ugly [X4]



[C] I saw you walking down the street just the other day

[C] I didn't see your damage from that far away

[C] I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming

[C] You walked up to me with your buck teethe a gleaming

[C] Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess

[C] I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress

[C] You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew

[C] I don't mean to insult you

[C] Oh wait! Yes I do.



[D] Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould

[D] You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old

[C] When looks were handed out you were last in line

[C] Your face looks like where the sun don't shine

[D] Did you fall off a building and land on your head

[D) Or did a truch run over your face instead

[C] There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill



[D&C] You're ugly!

[D&C]

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]



[D] What you really need is to wear a mask

[D] And book that plastic surgeon fast - (Girl)

[C] You're scary - You're hairy I heard about you

[C] You're the main attraction at the city zoo

[D] You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab

[D] When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cabH

[C] (So funny)



[D] You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big

[D] And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig

[C] Uncle Fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin

[D] You can't disguise your googly eyes

[D] In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize

[C] Yo mama says you ugly -

[D&C] You ugly!



[D&C]

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]

[D]

Get busy [X9]

[C] Yo mam says your ugly

[D] Get busy

[C] Yo mam says your ugly

[D] Get busy

[C] Yo mam says your ugly

[D] Get busy

[D&C] Your ugly!



[D&C] U.U.U.U.

[D] Now I feel like blondie



[D&C]

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X2]



[D] Quasimodo

[C] Camel breath

[D] Squarehead

[D&C] Ugly!



[C] Chicken legs

[D] Pig face

[C] Chin like bubba

[D&C] Ugly!



[D] Fish lips

[C] Toad licker

[D] Poindexter

[D&C] Ugly!



[C] Spaghetti arms

[D] Limp butt

[D&C] Freak shown -ugly!



[D&C]

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly [X1]



[D&C]

U.G.L.Y - [C] You could make an onion cry



[D&C]

U.G.L.Y - [D] Like an alien chased by the F.B.I.



[D&C]

U.G.L.Y [X6]

U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi you ugly!